Self-Proclaimed Lunatic

I'm Jessy. I'm a bit weird, a bit random. This is a multi-fandom, multi-focus blog with everything from Gothic fashion and beauty to the Avengers, from inspirational quotes to Sherlock Holmes, from Teen Wolf and Harry Potter to whatever else catches my fancy.

I need to go to sleep. -.-

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GOD I WOULD READ YOUR BOOKS IN A HEARTBEAT. You’re story was by far my favorite in our sci fi class. Also if grad schools dont except you there is no hope for me. How can they not see how fantastic you are? You’ll go far. You’ve got drive and talent!

You want to go into Library Studies, though, don’t you? I think its a different criteria.  I applied to creative writing programs which are like 99% dependent on the writing sample and rather unfairly biased against genre fiction.  I’m sure you’ll get in and do great!  Have you applied anywhere or waiting until December?

I have two books in the works right now (my thesis project, which is a steampunk retelling of Jekyll and Hyde and a black Sherlock Holmes and an automaton, and a “realistic fiction” project that’s about a teenage single father) but after that I hope to return to Octavius’ story (which will probably be a trilogy).

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I LIKE THE PLAN! ESPECIALLY THE BIG OLE ‘FUCK YOU’ TO ANY LAME ASS SCHOOLS THAT DON’T APPRECIATE YOU :3

LOL. That’s personally my favorite part, too.  I’m going to motivate myself with revenge.  It has served me well in the past.  My entire motivation for going to college in the first place was because someone once told me I couldn’t do it. Well, fuck them I’m graduating with motherfucking honors.

I honestly don’t get why I haven’t gotten in anywhere.  I have a 3.8 GPA, I’m doing the honors thesis, I had three GLOWING recommendation letters from three of the leading professors in the department, I really don’t get it. But, they can fuck off if they don’t understand how awesome I am.

If I actually manage to finish and publish those books, will you read them? You’re like the only person I know that actively enjoys reading as much as I do.

So instead of going to sleep like I said I was

I made a two year plan for if I don’t get into grad school

Which basically involves writing two books and like 3 essays to submit to peer reviewed journals and getting published and going FUCK YOU SCHOOLS THAT REJECTED ME I’M STILL AWESOME AND YOU MISSED OUT

(and then reapplying and getting in???)

gothiccharmschool:

crimsonpeakfilm:

Tom Hiddleston on the set of Crimson Peak

Yet another movie I’m REALLY looking forward to. 

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

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sherzasboss:

suchaknitwit:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

Flea collars in general are not really a good idea. Either get the monthly treatment that goes on the neck from your vet, or bathe your pet regularly.

All Hartz products are crap, so def reblogging this. My story: Put their flea solution on our cat a few years back. BIG MISTAKE. She started foaming at the mouth and basically having mini-seizures. We had to rush her to the vet and they told us they’d had a BUNCH of cats in with the same problem recently. EIGHT CATS DIED just in our area. We wrote Hartz trying to get a refund. Got a REALLY NASTY response that basically tried to blame our cat’s reaction on our erronious handling of the solution. Which, we put it on per instructions. So yeah HARTZ FUCKING SUCKS

sherzasboss:

suchaknitwit:

wildsoulchiild:

fanofallshippers:

icequeen102990:

glampora:

heytheresuckyq:

findinglady:

PLEASE PASS THIS ON! 

I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets 

this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!

http://www.hartzvictims.org/

Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky

oh my god

PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE

save pets!

Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ

BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!

Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.

Flea collars in general are not really a good idea. Either get the monthly treatment that goes on the neck from your vet, or bathe your pet regularly.

All Hartz products are crap, so def reblogging this. My story: Put their flea solution on our cat a few years back. BIG MISTAKE. She started foaming at the mouth and basically having mini-seizures. We had to rush her to the vet and they told us they’d had a BUNCH of cats in with the same problem recently. EIGHT CATS DIED just in our area. We wrote Hartz trying to get a refund. Got a REALLY NASTY response that basically tried to blame our cat’s reaction on our erronious handling of the solution. Which, we put it on per instructions. So yeah HARTZ FUCKING SUCKS

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fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

Friendly reminder (and I hate that I have to say this) but men DO NOT TAKE THIS AS CONSENT. If a woman says “make me” to you in real life it IS NOT ACTUAL CONSENT and don’t take it as such.  It so happens that I just got in a discussion with a dude about something very similar to this, where he stated that a woman saying stuff like “make me” is a “dare” and a sexual invitation. It is not. ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET A FIRM, ENTHUSIASTIC “YES” FROM YOU PARTNER FOR ALL THINGS SEXUAL THAT OCCUR.  Okay, thanks.

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thenextnarcissus:

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs— it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

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osointricate:

NO I HAVE VERY SERIOUS HEADCANONS ABOUT COULSON

That he’s Phillip’s grandson.

He was named after his grandfather.  

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fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

Coulson must be soooo dissapointed in you, guys

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spooperlucifer:

licklucifer:

keep-calm-and-read-fanfic:

keep-calm-and-read-fanfic:

The Epic Tale of the Wayward iPhone 

part I   part II

Science side of tumblr, please explain?

I don’t know about the science side, but the avengers fandom sure will

Are you freaking kidding me? My phone fell out of my pocket and fell less than a foot WHILE WEARING AN OTTERBOX and the fucking screen cracked the first week I fucking had it.

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